With all due respect to Tina Turner, what does size have to do with it anyway? Why the heck do gay guys suffer so much penis envy? Or why do they all advertise that they want to meet super hung guys? What’s the advantage of a huge schlong? Not that they aren’t wonderful to look at. Don’t get me wrong. But a big dick seems highly impractical in most situations. Sort of like fins on a ’57 Caddy… impressive and attention getting, but essentially non-functional. (All you Hunters ask your Daddies to explain this to you).
In recent weeks I have been reflecting on this question. Yes, I am probably going off the deep end in my dotage. But it seems to me that this fascination with size is self defeating. And I wonder: So what’s the big deal with big dicks?
As we all know guys come in all different sizes and flavors… as do their penises (or is that peni? or is that a type of pasta you get in the health food store?). There must be some kind of statistical study that shows guys range from a delectable hors d'œuvre size four inches to a throat clogging ten plus inches. Sidebar: I have been tempted to answer advs from guys who claim no gag reflex… but figure for me, it is probably a wasted talent. Second Sidebar: George Carlin famously joked he couldn’t understand why calling someone a cocksucker was a nasty comment. He thought it should be a form of high praise.
I digress. The real question: What is the value of a big penis? From an evolutionary standpoint, perhaps the length gave some of our prehistoric ancestors an advantage of being...