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The Gayest Super Bowl Ever!

February 3, 2012
Super Bowl

I don't think anyone ever thought Madonna and the Super Bowl would ever be mentioned in the same sentence. But here we are, eagerly awaiting her Madgesty's half time performance. Now I have two confessions to make and one might make you clutch your pearls:

1. Unless I'm at a live game or playing myself, I don't really care for watching football. (no need to clutch here)
2. I don't really care about Madonna. (you may clutch)

I appreciate her, like I appreciate football, but at the end of the day she doesn't do much for me. I think I'm missing the Madonna gene. But all that being said I am excited to see what she brings to the half time show. And before I get an earful, her contributions to pop music are undeniable and I do like her. I just don't live for her like many a gay do.

But back to the Bowl, as a New Yorker, I'm team Giants this year (but being a Philly boy, the Eagles will always be my most hearted team). If we were to base the game solely on each teams aggregated looks I'd have to give to the Patriots. And that's even if you took out Tom Brady, who, in keeping with the theme of this post, also does little me. There I said it.

So let's hear from the DH masses, who's your money on? And if you had to pick a locker room to hang out in, which would it be?

P.S. If you are in San Francisco on the big day, drop by the Kok Bar for the game. Hot guys + beer = game on!

Tags: Superbowl, Sports, Patriots, Madonna, Giants
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About this author: Rob lives in Manhattan with his black pug Riley. When he’s not thinking about daddies, he enjoys writing, eating burritos, watching copious amounts of television, and thinking about his next meal.
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Submitted by brooklinecub2 on Sat, 2012-02-04 12:01

PATRIOTS AND PATRIOTS

Submitted by Brenth05 on Sat, 2012-02-04 14:37

Pats! Love Brady and gronk! Bellichick is freaking Bill Bellichick, he could eat crackers in bed too ;)

Submitted by tarabas (not verified) on Sat, 2012-02-04 17:36.

OMG.
Are you insane??? You can't say those kinds of things about Madonna in a public site!
Unless you wanna be persecuted and lynched by Madonna fans...and this is a gay site so, there are many of those guys in here.
Maybe you have to move to another country.
lol lol
Hugs

Submitted by Gemini66 on Sat, 2012-02-04 21:06

Before the was GaGa there was MADONNA. As far as I am concerned this is the biggest thing to happen in Super Bowl History. Not a fan of either team but will route for the cutest ones. As for Half Time, Can Not Wait!!!!! Going to be huge. One more thing, You need to turn in your GAY Card because it has been REVOKED!!!!!!

Submitted by TroyM on Sat, 2012-02-04 21:59

BIG BLUUUUUE. All. The. Way.

As for half-time, I don't care much for the shenanigans that go on then. I watch the game, then I use half-time to stretch my legs, walk my dog etc. Not even for Lady Madonna will I sit through it.

Looking forward to the Giants whupping the Patriots ass!

Submitted by rand09 (not verified) on Sun, 2012-02-05 02:14.

Was a tight end in grade school football...have kept that position ever since...

Submitted by muzyqman on Sun, 2012-02-05 02:45

Please clarify: does that mean you still play football or simply that you still have a tight end?

Submitted by Briefpaws on Sun, 2012-02-05 10:05

I'm for the Patriots today and, like Rob, I like Madonna okay, but not a fanatic... Good thing we don't have the same gay genes or there would only be 5 or 6 women singers out there....

Submitted by bigred0818 on Sun, 2012-02-05 18:48

Being a Brit, I cannot possibly make an informed comment on who will win... err... I like Family Guy, so Patriots?

I love the U.S! I have visited on many occasions and been lucky enough to have spent long periods of time there (not so lucky as far as the choice of men that brought me Stateside in the first place, though). Anyways, because of this, I have a slight interest in American Football, but seeing as the coverage is so limited over here in the U.K, I have never blossomed into a fan.

However, the mere fact that Madonna has any kind of involvement in it makes me thankful that I am thousands of miles away in good 'ol Blighty! Besides, the Rugby Six Nations Championship has just started this weekend, so all attention is fastidiously focused on watching Dan Cole of England roll around in the mud. RAWR!

Submitted by Rene soulet (not verified) on Mon, 2012-02-06 06:29.

Boo! Who cares about half time!

Submitted by mudwolf8 on Mon, 2012-02-06 19:06

I'll vote for any man that will bend over in skin tight pants. Gets me so crazy I forget the score or who won.

Submitted by UIUC1978 on Sat, 2012-02-11 00:25

Where is that damn LIKE/thumbs up button? I couldn't care less about football (Or any other sport that does not involve half naked people, bodies of water and something to jump off of.) I love nothing better than to irate people by walking into a packed sports bar during a big game and commenting on the crowd; asking what's going on. When someone gives me a dirty look and replies "It's the *****." (whatever game it is) I have to come back with "Really... Who's playing? How many baskets have they scored this inning?" I usually leave pretty soon after that to remain alive and unharmed. You want me to sit down and watch a game; have them play it nude with the losers having to kiss the asses of the winners in front of everyone attending the game. (Or something more humiliating for the big games.)
The half time entertainment is pretty much the same way. I couldn't care less who is out in the middle of the field singing/dancing/(Offending) the masses. I'd rather be outside by the pool or rolling around in bed with some hot man.

Submitted by ShyPup4LTR (not verified) on Sun, 2012-02-12 08:05.

The gayest comment on this blog is the one about wanting to spank patriots on their naughty bums. Well.. anyways.. someone said there is a Madonna element on here but the more common element on most daddy type sites is the "Bi" thing where there's the drama of ex-wives and kids that stays in the closet due to selective truth where someones sais "ask me what you want" and then in the interest of politeness and correctness then its not nice to ask most things and then many things go unknown in the social chess game of stuff. I hope everyone has a nice day for sure.

Submitted by GeoJoe on Thu, 2012-02-16 10:46

I just loved the Superbowl. I wish there were more of them! What I really liked about the Superbowl was the traffic. There wasn't any during the game which made it very easy to drive back to Boulder from the mountains after snowboarding. I have never seen the point of watching someone else play a game.

Submitted by bdp5485 on Fri, 2012-02-17 23:28

As far as Madonna is concerned, I was impressed with her halftime show. But I think its time for the "Material Girl" to give it a rest! Also, I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan so I obviously couldn't care less about the Super Bowl this year. With all that being said, there is one particular Patriot I would love to get naked and nasty with; offensive tackle Matt Light. He's 6ft 4in and 305lbs. Oh hell yeah, I would love to get sweaty with him!