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I love eggs. I don't like seafood. I grew up in Arkansas, but have been in San Francisco for the last twelv years. I'm a Capricorn. I'm mad surly. Party Girl is one of the best movies ever. Redheads are divine. I love pickles. As far as the daddy/hunter thing I can go either way. If you're younger than me and looking for a daddy, I can do that. If you're older than me looking for a hunter, I can do that too. I make quilts. I just had my tenth anniversary with my partner who is the most amazing man ever. I cut my own hair. I'm a pretty good cook. I'm a cat person. I'm a realist. As in, I keep it real. Remember when Jenny Jones used to call out the trannnys in her audience and follow them to the bathroom? That was fun. My favorite author is Douglas Coupland. I love Hello Kitty. My parents were crazy Christians and used to do exorcisms in our living room. I love a smart ass. Mary's apartment on the Mary Tyler Moore Show is my dream apartment. I used to be a raver and wore big pants and tall shoes. I shouldn't eat wheat, but I do. I have worked in retail so long that I believe that most all people are dreadfully stupid and I don't know how humanity has made it this far. Bewitched is one of my favorite TV shows. I collect vintage kitchenwares. I was only person in California that doesn't like avocados, fish, and wine, so they kicked me out. I want Kathryn Janeway to be president. My first cartoon crush was Schroeder from Peanuts. I follow fashion and New York Fashion Week is like my Superbowl. I don't watch the Superbowl. I'm the same age as Alanis Morrissette and judge all my accomplishments against hers. She was ahead until she broke up with Ryan Reynolds. In my "Movie of My Life" fantasy Lisa Kudrow will play me. I love sitting in hot tubs so if you have one let me know and I'll put out so I can use it. Some of my heroes include Leigh Bowery, Bjork, Jay McCarroll, Liz Phair, John Waters, Maggie Estep, Tina Fey, David Sedaris, Alexander McQueen, and my dad.
There's more but I forgot.

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